2018 Golden Pasties



The Winnie The Pooh Award


To the performer most likely to host a plushy party.


And the Winner is:

The Maine Attraction (NYC)


The Boxed Wine Award (Tied)


To the performer most likely to serve wine at an intervention.


And the Winner is:

Lil' Miss Lixx (NYC)


The Boxed Wine Award (Tied)


To the performer most likely to serve wine at an intervention.


And the Winner is:

Boo Boo Darlin' (NYC)


The Game Of Thrones Award


To the performer most likely to murder someone for a gig.


And the Winner is:

MF Akynos (NYC)


The Me-Me-Me Award


To the performer most likely to take a selfie during the apocalypse.


And the Winner is:

Darlinda Just Darlinda (NYC)


The Tmz Award


To the performed who has all the gossip.


And the Winner is:

Calamity Chang (NYC)


The Glow Award


The performer most likely to quit burlesque and join Glow


And the Winner is:

Gal Friday (NYC)


The Sheep In Wolf’S Clothing Award


To the performer who is terrifying until you meet them.


And the Winner is:

Stormy Leather (NYC)


The Dildo Award


To the performed who incorporates the most strap-ons into their routines.


And the Winner is:

Stormy Leather (NYC)


The Phoenix Award


For the performer who constantly reinvents themselves


And the Winner is:

Fem Appeal (NYC)


The Susan Lucci Award


For the performer who is often nominated but never awarded a Golden Pastie


And the Winner is:

Francine 'The Lucid Dream' (NYC)


The Cardi B Girl Award


For the performer most likely to be featured in Cardi’s next video


And the Winner is:

Essence Revealed (NYC)


The Fuck Em In The Heart Award


For the performer whose acts are the most poignant


And the Winner is:

Tigger! (NYC)


The Stranger Things Award


For the person most likely to survive the upside down


And the Winner is:

Fem Appeal (NYC)


The Hottest Freshman Award



And the Winner is:

Yani (ARGENTINA)


The Stormy Daniels Award


For the performer most likely to portray Daniels in the made for Tv movie


And the Winner is:

Peekaboo Pointe (NYC)



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