2016 Golden Pasties



Golden Pasties provided by Glorious Pasties!




The Meathead Award


for the performer who is the biggest gym rat


And the Winner is:

Gal Friday




The Hack Attack


for the Performer most likely to work with Russia to hack the Golden Pastie Server


And the Winner is:

Bastard Keith




The Woo Award


for the person with the biggest 'WOO' factor! Person who carries the most crystals and meditates all the time!


And the Winner is:

Darlinda Just Darlinda




The Hustler Award


for the performer with the biggest hustle


And the Winner is:

Calamity Chang




The 7 minutes in heaven award


for the performer who you would most like to get down with


And the Winner is:

Corvette Le Face




The Internet Star award


for the performer most likely to break the internet.


And the Winner is:

Dangrrr Doll




The Striptease Instigator


somehow, everyone always ends up naked around them!


And the Winner is:

Jo Weldon




The Most Expressive Ass


for the performer whose tush says it all


And the Winner is:

Peekaboo Pointe




The Bitmoji Award


for the performer with the best bitmoji


And the Winner is:

Murray Hill




The MILFY Award


for the burlesque mom you'd most like to .....well you know...


And the Winner is:

Bella Blue




The Mary Jane Award


for the performer most likely to open their own dispensary as soon as its legal


And the Winner is:

Poison Ivory




The I Don't Give A Fuck Award


for performer with the least amount of fucks to give


And the Winner is:

Nasty Canasta




Blessed and Honored Award


the Blessed and Honored Award: the performer who gushes gratitude for every gig, at every price point AND NEVer LEAVES anyone untagged


And the Winner is:

Grace Gotham




The AbFab Award


for the gal pal most likely to end up like Patsty and Adina


And the Winner is:

Kitten N Lou, Minnie Tonka & Darlinda Just Darlinda, Dirty Martini & Julie Atlas Muz




The Biggest Super Fan Award


for the fan who is a fixture in the audience


And the Winner is:

Noah & Connie Singman




The Legend Award



And the Winner is:

Camille 2000