2017 Golden Pasties



Golden Pasties provided by Glorious Pasties!




The Witch Award


For The Performer Most Likely To Ride A Broomstick


And the Winner is:

Stella Sin (Boise, ID)




The Kitty Kitty Award


For The Best Stage Kitten


And the Winner is:

Seedy Edie (NYC)




The Hottest Freshman



And the Winner is:

Qualms Galore (NYC)




The Care Bear Award


For The Most Loveable Performer


And the Winner is:

Hazel Honeysuckle (NYC)




The Shark Mom Award


For The Perfromer Who Looks After Everyone Backstage


And the Winner is:

Gal Friday (NYC)




The Rear Of The Year Award


For The Performer With A Terrific Tush


And the Winner is:

Taradise (NYC)




The Revolutionary Award


For The Performer Most Likely To Smash The Patriarchy


And the Winner is:

Fancy Feast (NYC)




The Resting Bitch Face Award


For The Performer With An Unintentional Case Of Resting Bitch Face


And the Winner is:

Cora Vette (Denver, CO)




The Lucille Ball Award


For The Performer Who Gives The Best Face


And the Winner is:

Boo Boo Darlin (NYC)




The Vault Award


For The Performer Who Is The Best Keeper Of Backstage Secrets


And the Winner is:

Minnie Tonka (NYC)




The Muggle What?? Award


For The Performer Who Lives As Glittery By Day As They Do At Night


And the Winner is:

Gin Minsky & Dandy Wellington (NYC)




The Cock Block Award


For The Performer Most Likely To Be Blocked By Donald Trump On Twitter


And the Winner is:

Bastard Keith




The Catch And Release Artist Award


For Burlesque’s Serial Dater


And the Winner is:

Albert Cadabra




The Dixie Evans Award


For The Performer Who Passionately Educates And Shares The History Of Burlesque


And the Winner is:

Jo Weldon (NYC)




The Legend Award



And the Winner is:

Gabriella Maze (SC)