The Hottest Freshman
And the Winner is:
Uno (Japan)
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The Wild Child Award
for the performer most likly to break the rules and have a good time doing it!
And the Winner is:
Ferri Maya (AU)
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The Gala Award
for the performer who could show the MET the meaning of CAMP
And the Winner is:
Tigger! (NYC)
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The Jackie Collins Award
for the performer most likely to pen a scandalous autobiography
And the Winner is:
Bonita Bonbon (Japan)
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The Smarty Pantsless Award
for the performer who has mastered the wise crack
And the Winner is:
Murray Hill
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The Golden Shower Award
for the performer who is showered with Golden Pasties every year and probably doesn't need anymore.
And the Winner is:
A TIE!
Angie Pontani (NYC)
AND
Gal Friday (NYC)
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Norma Desmond Award
for the performer that brings the most drama to the stage
And the Winner is:
Broody Valentino (NYC)
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The Dr. Phil Award
for the performer most likely to give non solicited advice backstage.
And the Winner is:
Jezebel Express (NYC)
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The Comic Con Award
for the nerdleskiest performer
And the Winner is:
Nasty Canasta (NYC)
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The Patty Lupone Award
for the performer most likly to scold an audience member
And the Winner is:
Jezebel Express (NYC)
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The Betty Crocker Award
for tthe performer most likely to incorporate food into their act
And the Winner is:
Calamity Chang (NYC)
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The Crocs Award
for the performer most likely to wear sensible footwear onstage
And the Winner is:
Gal Friday (NYC)
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