The Hottest Freshman
For the most dynamic newbie on the scene.
And the Winner is:
Artina Darkly (Queens, NY)
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The Dorothy Award
For the performer most likely to bring their dog into the dressing room during a show.
And the Winner is:
Audrey Love (NYC)
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The TMZ Award
For the performer most likely to have all the gossip.
And the Winner is:
Lil Miss Lixx (Brooklyn, NY)
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The Crocs Award
For the performer most likely to wear comforatable shoes on stage.
And the Winner is:
Fancy Feast (Brooklyn, NY)
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The Carrot Top Award
For the performer most likely to use the most props.
And the Winner is:
Andrea Flow (Jersey City, NJ)
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The Arnold Schwarzenegger Award
For the performer most likely to post videos of themselves pumping iron.
And the Winner is:
Puss N Boots (NYC)
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The Skin of the Teeth Award
For the performer most likely to show up just in the nick of time.
And the Winner is:
Olive TuPartie (NYC)
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The Supercalifragilisticexpialidcious Award
For the performer with the silliest stage name.
And the Winner is:
The Schlep Sisters (Brooklyn, NY)
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The Count Dracula Award
For the most Goth Perfomer.
And the Winner is:
Miscellaneous Dom Top (NYC)
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The Chatty Cathy Award
For the performer most likely to dominate the conversation backstage.
And the Winner is:
Minnie Tonka (Brooklyn, NY)
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The Snoop Dogg Award
For the performer most likely to smoke pot onstage.
And the Winner is:
Stormy Leather (Brooklyn, NY)
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The Busy Beaver Award
For the performer most likely to book three separate shows in a single evening.
And the Winner is:
Pearls Daily (NYC)
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The Urkel Award
For the performer most likely to perform in every Nerdlesque Show possible.
And the Winner is:
Queerly Femmetastic (Brooklyn, NY)
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Ride or Die Award
For the performer that will always have your back.
And the Winner is:
Dominant Jeane (NYC)
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The Nip Slip Award
For the performer most likely to lose their pasties mid-act... either by accident or intentionally.
And the Winner is:
Peekaboo Pointe (Brooklyn, NY)
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The Bozo Award
For the performer who is the most clowny.
And the Winner is:
2 to Fly (NYC)
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