The Hottest Freshman
For the most dynamic newbie performer on the scene.
And the Winner is:
Mizzaddy (Bronx, NY)
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The Baby Got Back Award
For the performer with the best ass slaps!
And the Winner is:
Artina Darkly (NYC)
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The Hormel Award
For the performer who is the biggest ham.
And the Winner is:
Tigger! (NYC)
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The Fabulous Award
For the performer most likely to make you even more gay.
And the Winner is:
Queerly Femmetastic (NYC)
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The Kool-Aid Award
For the performer most likely to lead a cult.
And the Winner is:
Tigger! (NYC) and Jonny Porkpie (NYC)
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The Blow Hard Award for Excellence in Inflated Burlesque
For the performer who brings more air and flair to the stage than a Vegas balloon drop at midnight.
And the Winner is:
Faggedy Randy (Chicago, IL)
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The Bonnie & Clyde Award
For the duo most likely go out in a blaze of glory!
And the Winner is:
Tiger Bay and Fancy Feast (NYC)
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The Snail Trail Award
For the performer most likely to leave a trail of glitter.
And the Winner is:
King Leo Mane (Tacoma, WA)
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The Energizer Bunny Award
For the performer who just won’t call it quits. Most likely to never retire
And the Winner is:
Pearls Daily (NYC)
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The IDGAF Award
For the performer most likely to phone it in and then kill it.
And the Winner is:
The Maine Attraction (NYC)
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The Eager Beaver Award
For the performer who is 'Happy to be here!'
And the Winner is:
Bunny Wigglebottom (GA)
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The Business With Pleasure Award
For the performer most likely to fuck with an audience member.
And the Winner is:
The Maine Attraction (NYC) and The Great Wilfredo
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The Laurence Olivier Award
For the performer most likely to over rehearse.
And the Winner is:
Broody Valentino (NYC)
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The Just the Tip Award
For the performer most likely to fill the tip bucket.
And the Winner is:
Maria Topcatt (Philly)
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The Beat Goes On Award
For the performer with the best makeup.
And the Winner is:
Puss N Boots (NYC)
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The Breathless Award
For the performer most likely to leave the audience (and themself) panting!
And the Winner is:
Gigi Holiday (Brooklyn, NY)
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